Witty and funny quotes about politics

by Jakub Marian

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“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”
Nikita Khrushchev
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”
Winston Churchill
“A truth that’s told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.”
William Blake
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
Ernest Benn
“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”
Margaret Thatcher
“We learn from history that we do not learn from history”
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
“You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”
Al Capone
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
Mark Twain
“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
Isaac Asimov
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Robert Orben
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