Witty and funny quotes about politics

by Jakub Marian

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“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”
— Nikita Khrushchev
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“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”
— Winston Churchill
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“A truth that’s told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.”
— William Blake
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
— Ernest Benn
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“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”
— Margaret Thatcher
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“We learn from history that we do not learn from history”
— Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
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“You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”
— Al Capone
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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
— Mark Twain
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“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
— Isaac Asimov
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“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
— José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
— Robert Orben

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