Witty and funny quotes about science by Wilde, Edison, Einstein, Asimov, Feynman, Clarke and more

by Jakub Marian

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“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman
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“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
— Albert Einstein
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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
— Thomas Alva Edison
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“There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.”
— Christopher Darlington Morley
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“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.”
— Oscar Wilde
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“Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.”
— Thomas Huxley
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“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’”
— Isaac Asimov
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“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”
— Douglas Adams
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“Science is interesting, and if you don’t agree, you can fuck off.”
— Richard Dawkins quoting an editor of New Scientist Magazine
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“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.”
— Arthur C. Clarke
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“Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.”
— Richard P. Feynman
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“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
— Mark Twain
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“If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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