Witty and funny quotes about work and jobs

by Jakub Marian

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“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
Bill Gates
“Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.”
Thomas Alva Edison
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”
Rita Mae Brown
“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
Woody Allen
“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”
Abraham Maslow
“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
Wernher von Braun
“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.”
Henry Ford
“The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
Robert Frost
“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
Ronald Reagan
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