Witty and funny quotes about work and jobs

by Jakub Marian

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“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates
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“Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.”
— Thomas Alva Edison
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“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”
— Rita Mae Brown
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“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
— Woody Allen
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“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”
— Abraham Maslow
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“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
— Wernher von Braun
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“You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.”
— Henry Ford
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“The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
— Robert Frost
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“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
— Ronald Reagan

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