Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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‘Classic’ – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying approved of it.
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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I once heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
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Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.