Witty and funny quotes by Winston Churchill

I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.

After it was pointed out that his fly-button was undone: No matter. The dead bird does not leave the nest.