Witty and funny quotes by Winston Churchill

by Jakub Marian

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I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill
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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.
Winston Churchill
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.
Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Winston Churchill
Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.
Winston Churchill
After it was pointed out that his fly-button was undone: No matter. The dead bird does not leave the nest.
Winston Churchill
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